"God no," Beard answers immediately and emphatically. "Except... Yeah, definitely." Another brief pause. "Then again, subject them to this?" He gestures to himself. "Fuck no. Although..."

Beard's face seems to go through a journey through this entire moment, though it's less of a wander, and more of a rapid bouncing back and forth between two extremes.

For his solid and straightforward advice, clearly he's a complete mess when it comes to the possibility of himself as a parent.